Ugliest Tattoos from the crew at failblog.com

Betty White refused to be a part of this (one of the benefits of not being dead), so we got Desperately Seeking Susan–era Madonna to sit in for her.see more Ugliest TattoosOh, come on. Only about half of these things really need to be relegated to UV inkand hidden from the world. I’m actually quite fond of the earthworm wearing a space helmet, and you might as well come out with your love for

I can't tell which is worse!

I can't tell which tattoo is worse! Is it this unicorn with a broken/ jello neck?... or these little scratchy buddies? They are both so bad!

CATBEAR?!

aaaaarrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!It's a cat! With shark teeth! Or maybe it's a bear?

MUFFIN MAN

If anyone has any idea what the story behind these tattoos is, I would LOVE to know!

My favorite thing in the entire world!

Zombie Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks Ryan, your tattoo is truly amazing! Click here for more amazing zombie jesus tattoos

Cowboygirl up!

This gem was submitted by a reader. It's actually not that bad... technically it's good, and I get the funny "cowboy up" twist on phrasing. The floating hat is a little weird, but I've seen a million worse tattoos. It did get me into searching for some cowboy tattoos though, and look what I found! Same artist or inspiration? I kind of like it...However, there are some truly terrible cowboy

Eye know you got a bad tattoo

This gem was sent to me by a reader. Thanks! I love the "painterly" style.If anyone knows what's going on here, please let me know!And this one... yeesh! It has everything! Spraypaint, tears, a rose, eyes... I wonder what the sad story behind it is.

Death Metal Tattoos: part 2

I wish I knew what this was, I really do. It looks like a totem pole of demons? With some kind of weird scarred-out blob in the middle. Is it a tribal-mutant batman logo? AND DO YOU SEE THE SCRATCHED UP FETUS ON HIS ELBOW? I mean really, how could you miss that? I don't even know what the stuff on his forearm is. If anyone can help decipher this, please let me know! I was staring at this guy for

Death Metal Tattoos: part 1

I went to the Maryland Deathfest this past weekend and OH BOY did I see so many amazing metal tattoos! One million distorted zombies! Ten thousand blurry black and white messes of somethingorother! A good handful of band logos! I have a LOT to share with you guys, but let me start with this gem (perhaps the best of the bunch):THAT GIRL IS TRUE. EVIL. I love the fancy flourishes added to each word

It's a dog going through a divorce

This is another tattoo in my favorite category ever: friends convincing other friends to get ridiculous nonsensical tattoos. Hilarious and awesome. And awful.This was the first tattoo for this poor/rad soul. Description from the friend whose idea and drawing it was is below."i dont really remember what led up to the idea of swift getting a 20 second drawing i did of 'a dog going through a divorce

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I think the title says it all, really. This is a truly scary guy.

More amazing back pieces

What happened to this angel's feet? Don't they look just like stumps? Also why is one angel stomping the other one's head? I think I see some horns on the bottom angel there, so maybe it's Lucifer being shown what's up.Let me show you a wonderful trio of ridiculous back tattoos:Now I know that this photo was taken mid-scabby-stage so I won't be *too* harsh about the quality of the tattooing here,

More stick-n-poke radness

Do you remember the post I did about the young man with the butterflies on his feet and the ridiculous home tattoos? Well, he showed me some photos of his friend's tattoos. And boy, are they ridiculous!First up- booyah! arm!This poor person has "booyah!" on their arm not once, but at least SEVEN TIMES! I can also see a pterodactyl, a ghost, and "USA GOES UNDEFEATED". I wish I knew the story

Cats with no ears

I just took in two of the cutest cats ever, and so I have had cats on the brain lately. Because of this, I thought I'd do some searching for bad cat tattoos. I am SURE there are worse ones out here, but this is what I found- three cat tattoos without any ears. Why would you ever draw a cat without ears? It just makes them look like weird aliens!This looks like a Lisa Frank drawing without the

Bad chest tattoos

I think there is a trend of getting bad chest tattoos with bloody writing. Please tell me this isn't so, and it's just these three unfortunate dudes."All Hope Is Gone" -- not a very good thing to get when you're young (I cropped his face out of the photo, he looks like he is 17). Also what's the logo on the right? I assume these are bad lyrics of some sort. "Blood Is Forever" -- I guess this is a